THE FUCKING LAWN-MOWER-GUY

Twice a week, from 7AM - 10AM, they mow the lawn outside my window. I really think it wouldn't bother me. But, this is Florida and nothing fucking makes sense in Florida, so they use a weedwacker to do it. Believe it or not, when you mow the lawn with a weedwacker, it really does take three hours. They just go back and forth right outside your window, eliminating whatever chance you had to get the last little bit of sleep.